Spotted Dog Killer

Dear Gracie,
I was dressed as a cat for Halloween this year.  A cat!  For crying out loud, I'm a Big, Bad Boxer dog and I was dressed as a cat!  If I dig a hole in the back yard and bury the perpetrators would that be politically correct?

Billy The Boxer

Dear Billy,

Do they give you bones?  Do they feed you?  How about water?  Burying the peeps in charge ain't the same as burying a bone, buddy.  You can dig up the bone later and gnaw away on it some more.  But if ya bury the peeps...  they won't be much use to ya.  Ever again.  
Suck it up, buttercup.  They could have made  you into a spotted dog.  And made your peep a spotted dog killer.  
Your furrrend, Gracie