I'm a four year old poodle and I want chocolate. My folks say no, that it's not good for me. I smell it and it smells good fur me. What do you think? Should my folks give me chocolate?
Sincerely, Chocoholic Wannabee
Dear Chocoholic Wannabee,
Your folks don't want you to have chocolate because they want it all for themselves. Humans tend to be selfish that way. I once stole my sisters Reese Cup wrapper from her room and hid behind the couch licking the chocolate from its paper and I got a butt whooping and sent to my cage. If you plan on stealing.. be smart. Don't let the smell cause you to be stupid like I was.
Good luck, pal.