Chocoholic Wannabee

Dear Gracie, 

      I'm a four year old poodle and I want chocolate.  My folks say no, that it's not good for me.  I smell it and it smells good fur me.  What do you think?  Should my folks give me chocolate?

Sincerely, Chocoholic Wannabee

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Dear Chocoholic Wannabee,

Your folks don't want you to have chocolate because they want it all for themselves.  Humans tend to be selfish that way.  I once stole my sisters Reese Cup wrapper from her room and hid behind the couch licking the chocolate from its paper and I got a butt whooping and sent to my cage.  If you plan on stealing..  be smart.  Don't let the smell cause you to be stupid like I was.  

Good luck, pal.  

Gracie